Impossaball

Welcome to the most frustrating f game in computing history. Adam P. who thinks patience is what you call a crowd of people in a doctor's surgery, has broken three of our best joysticks playing it. Barely an hour goes by without a scream of "I didn't mean to do that!" and a crashing noise as the Konix hits the wall. ■>

• "And if you're going to San Francisco... mako sure you pack a toothbrush and some sweets."

are |ust there to get in your way and annoy you. What you get here is the first stage The orangey rectangles that leap out at you are trams, and there's also a few yellow cars that pull out in front of you for no good reason.

Use your horn to get other vehicles out of the way (allegedly) and get to Fisherman's Wharf within the specified time limit, and you're laughing. And perhaps grinning smugly a bit too. Mine's a cheese and onion roll (conviction tor gross stupidity - ed).

■ Cisco Heat controls

Keyboard or joystick may be used

..................................................Accelerate

A....................................................Brake

He's been plugging away for two weeks now. and has vowed not to do any work until he's got past Level One.

In Impossaball you have to bump these barrels with your ball. You can move about in all directions, and the longer you hold down Fire, the higher you bounce. If you hit any of the spiky things, the ball bursts and you return to the start. You've got four balls (and don't let

• Cisco Heat is a car racing game. You're the car in red, and you've got to try not to crash.

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